I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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