Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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