...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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