Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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