Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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