just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Let's paint friendship bongs
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?