i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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