I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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