If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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