whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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