She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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