I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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