butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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