Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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