It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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