i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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