This girl is more easily done than said...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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