Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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