Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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