girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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