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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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Probably.

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I'm in.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's

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(818): View more from California

I just ran into the couch, vagina first.

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I hope you got dinner out of it

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(515): View more from Iowa

you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

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(941): View more from Florida

I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.

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