do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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