): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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