White coat. Heels.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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