So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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