HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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