dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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