that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just pee around me
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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