did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The air was thick with penises
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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