the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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