May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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