i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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