You just made me feel so damn special
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
It's never too late to be topless.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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