kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Mom said you looked used
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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