i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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