Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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