doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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