im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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