If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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