"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
should my penis look like a turkey
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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