well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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