Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
