I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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