If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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