i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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