I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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