he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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