Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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