Soap is not a condiment
is wine microwaveable?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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