I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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