I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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