i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
