What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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