whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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