what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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