margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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