I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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