i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
